This is going to shock a lot of the ‘people’ who are ending up in my spam, but,

I don’t run an auto shop
I don’t provide services to RV owners
I am not trying to grow my business
I am not chasing leads
I am not drowning in paperwork

I’m used to spam, but what I find so crazy about this spam is how incredibly narrow it is, like they have me badly confused for some other Matthew Gaudet, who really does run an auto shop. It’s also really effective at getting past the spam filtering my email provider uses.

Why couldn’t they have confused me for a chef, philosopher, or thoracic surgeon? I’d really love to see what their spam is like.