CMPUT 229 Haikus

I wanted to give students an opportunity to demonstrate a bit of creativity on the final, and give me a bit of a of a bright spot while marking, and so the final question on my final exam was the following:

For two points, write a haiku about Computer Architecture. As a reminder, the Haiku form has three lines, where the first and third line have five syllables, and the second line has seven syllables. As an example, here’s one ChatGPT wrote, poorly...

I had many excellent examples from my students, some of which made me laugh out loud. To avoid this becoming a whole poetry collection, I limited myself to five students, asking if I could post their haikus with their permission.

Without further ado, in a random order:

With Tamed Lightning,

A world solemnly marches,

Keeping rhythmic time

by Benjamin Lehmann

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Winter, sun shines not,

Though not halting cosmic rays

A bit flips, blue screen

by Nick Bjarnason

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The Stack Canary

Sings a song to keep away

Those who come to play

by Saba Gul

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Pipelines make it fast

But cause debilitating

headaches for students

by William Creaser

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Never Code in C,

Not Good for Security,

Segmentation Fault

by Liam Houston

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This was a nice little exercise in fun. Next final I’ll ask for permission to use them on the final themselves, just to avoid having to bother students later!